Valley Orchestra Guild
Valley Orchestra Guild
West Des Moines, IA
Bass Jokes
This collection of bass jokes is dedicated to Mr. Peters who is the finest bass player and teacher we know.
- Question: How many string bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
None; the piano player can do that with his left hand.
- Question: How do you make a double bass sound in tune?
Chop it up and make it into a xylophone.
- Question: How do you get a bass player off your doorstep?
Pay for the pizza!
- Question: Why don't bass players play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
- Question: If a drummer and a bass guitarist caught a cab, which one would be the musician?
The cab driver.
- Question: How do you know when a bass player is at the door trying to get in?
He keeps fumbling around trying to find the right key.
Valley Orchestra Guild
West Des Moines, IA
